100% Fake Testimonials you shouldn't wastE your time reading

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"This show is the best show I've seen in my entire life! My favorite segment was on the murder of Olympic wrestler Dave Scultz. I had never even heard of this murder let alone Dave Scultz. I must have taken 15-pages of notes. And I just wrote that without a shoulder shrug because it's true as fuck! Oh Shit, I think I used the wrong tense above. Did you spot it? Ugh. I'm still learning!"

"I fully endorse the Profiler Task Force for their ability to go deep and explain how to read and decode criminals and celebs so people like you and me can start making smarter decisions in our lives. And yes, my ears are lower than the corners of my eyes like Oprah, so I like to go deep into this super cool shit."

"I am deeply grateful that I started watching these four awesome profiling chicks do their thing because it's informative and it puts the fun in functional information we can all use! Okay, hmmm since the order I'm saying something matters maybe I should have written the word fun first because I'm motivated by FUN!"

"When I was suspicious that my boyfriend was cheating on me this show gave me the tools to know exactly what to look for and what questions to ask. It turned out he wasn't cheating, but he started smoking again and he that's what was making my BS Barometer go off!  And this is a true statement and if you could see my handwriting perhaps you'd spot how I never pressed harder on the paper, did not have longer pen strokes and did not write taller letters than I would normally write. "